Joan Pons

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Name: Joan Susan Pons (nee Riedmayer)
Generation: 1 (CAS teen)
Birthday: February 13, 1992
Personality: 4-10-4-4-3 (Leo)
Features: Black hair, gray eyes, medium-dark skin
Height: 5'10" (1.015)

Parents: Beata Riedmayer-Landgraab and Unknown
Siblings: Edith Riedmayer, Francine Whitfill, Millie Whitfill, Malcolm Landgraab V, Marion Landgraab, Margaret Landgraab
Romantic history: None
Partner: Greg Pons (married October 18, 2026)
Children: Sarah Long, Joseph Pons, Seth Pons, Jeannie Pons, Gabriel Pons, Edward Pons, Brian Pons, Starla Pons, Lisa Pons

Aspiration: Family/Grilled Cheese
Turn ons (off): Jewelry, charismatic (athletic)
Lifetime want(s): Marry Off 6 Children
Impossible want(s): Have 10 Children, Have 20 Grandchildren

Education: College (Literature, 4.0, GH, SS, BSOC)
Previous employment: Playground Monitor (Education), Internet Movie Critic (Journalism), Visionary (Artist), Magazine Editor (Journalism)
Current employment: None
Hobby plaques: None
Talent badges: None

Edith Riedmayer

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Name: Edith Lucy Riedmayer
Generation: 1 (CAS teen)
Birthday: February 13, 1992
Personality: 7-4-1-8-5 (Capricorn)
Features: Black hair, gray eyes, medium-dark skin
Height: 5'10" (1.015)

Parents: Beata Riedmayer-Landgraab and Unknown
Siblings: Joan Pons, Francine Whitfill, Millie Whitfill, Malcolm Landgraab V, Marion Landgraab, Margaret Landgraab
Romantic history: Corbin Todd (2020-2041)
Partner: Thomas Dai (married April 3, 2045)
Children: Ingrid Riedmayer, Todd Riedmayer, Fritz Riedmayer, Charles Riedmayer

Aspiration: Pleasure/Popularity (formerly Fortune)
Turn ons (off): Underwear, witchiness (vampirism)
Lifetime want(s): Have 50 Dream Dates (fulfilled), Become Professional Party Guest
Impossible want(s): Have 50 Dream Dates (fulfilled)

Education: College (Drama, 3.9, GH, SS, BSOC)
Previous employment: Legal secretary (Law), Head of SCIA (Intelligence)
Current employment: Record store clerk (Slacker)
Hobby plaques: None
Talent badges: None

Greg Pons

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Name: Gregory Julian Pons
Generation: 1 (spouse)
Birthday: January 12, 1992
Personality: 5-8-6-3-3 (Aries)
Features: Black hair, blue eyes, dark skin
Height: 5'10"

Parents: N/A
Siblings: N/A
Romantic history: None
Partner: Joan Pons (married October 18, 2026)
Children: Sarah Long, Joseph Pons, Seth Pons, Jeannie Pons, Gabriel Pons, Edward Pons, Brian Pons, Starla Pons, Lisa Pons

Aspiration: Popularity/Grilled Cheese
Turn ons (off): Blond, artistic (swimwear)
Lifetime want(s): Become General
Impossible want(s): Have 30 Best Friends

Education: College (History, 4.0, GH, SS, BSOC)
Previous employment: Rock God (music)
Current employment: Counter Intelligence (military)
Hobby plaques: None
Talent badges: Bronze: toymaking

Malcolm Landgraab IV

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Name: Malcolm Regis Landgraab IV
Generation: 1 (spouse)
Birthday: January 6, 1980
Personality: 2-7-9-4-3 (Gemini)
Features: Blond hair, gray eyes, medium-dark skin
Height: 5'5" (0.94)

Parents: Malcolm Landgraab III and Margaret Buckingham Landgraab
Siblings: N/A
Romantic history: Brittanie Cho (ex-girlfriend)
Partner: Beata Riedmayer-Landgraab
Children: Millie Whitfill, Malcolm Landgraab V, Marion Landgraab, Margaret Landgraab

Aspiration: Fortune (Knowledge secondary)
Turn ons (off): Formalwear, underwear (fatness)
Lifetime want(s): Own 5 Top-Level Businesses, Become Criminal Mastermind (fulfilled)
Impossible want(s): Earn $100,000 (fulfilled)

Education: High school
Previous employment: N/A
Current employment: Criminal Mastermind (criminal)
Hobby plaques: Arts and crafts
Talent badges: Gold: register, sales, pottery Silver: restocking Bronze: Flower arranging, robotics

Beata Riedmayer-Landgraab

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Name: Beata Angelica Riedmayer-Landgraab (nee Riedmayer)
Generation: 1
Birthday: July 6, 1977
Personality: 6-5-8-3-3 (Scorpio)
Features: Blond hair, gray eyes, medium-light skin
Height: 5'3" (0.915)

Parents: Elwood Riedmayer and Edith Kraft Riedmayer
Siblings: Agatha Riedmayer and Jacqueline Riedmayer
Romantic history: Unknown
Partner: Malcolm Landgraab
Children: Edith Riedmayer, Joan Pons, Francine Whitfill, Millie Whitfill, Malcolm Landgraab V, Marion Landgraab, Margaret Landgraab

Aspiration: Popularity (Romance secondary)
Turn ons (off): Mechanical, witchyness (glasses)
Lifetime want(s): Own 5 Top-Level Businesses, Become General (fulfilled)
Impossible want(s): Have 30 Best Friends (fulfilled)

Education: High school
Previous employment: N/A
Current employment: General (military)
Hobby plaques: None
Talent badges: Gold: register, sales, restocking, sewing Bronze: robotics